Will the American Hipster Please Stand Up?

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     I found this article to be right on.   Hipsters have yet to stand for anything.  They don't encompass a new idea, and there's nothing new about them.  Physically, they are a collage of retro images, with a message that has yet to be delivered.  Therefore, I can only assume that...
     This is a generation that stands for nothing, lost in an urban recycle-bin loaded with two decades worth of media distortion, music industry mind-programming, and digital brain droppings.  From Operation Desert Bullshit to Barbie and Ken, to Wal-Mart, these 20-30 somethings have been hypnotized by American fascism; their parents seated, broken-footed, and Godless, isolated by the television or by divorce.   
     So, yes, in the absence of their message, in the inference I can make due to that absence, which is that they stand for nothing, their style and their elusive principles make perfect to me.
     A hipster will tell you, "Well, I just don't care."  But surely you must care if you go to such great lengths to acquire Grand-Pap glasses, jelly shoes, and Wham T-shirts.
     Perhaps hipsters stand for something.  I just don't know what that is yet.  I look forward to getting the memo.
     And, I don't want to give these clowns too hard a time.  It takes courage to go around looking like they do.  At least they aren't out wearing those ridiculous-looking, self-mutilating, blood clots we call business suits.

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Interesting article to respond too...I sometimes feel like Hipster stories are saved for slow news days...but regardless:

I think there has been a slow decline from the intended definition of the term “Hipster” towards something full of resentment (even hatred in some extreme cases.) Hipsters for the most part are just tweens and twenty-somethings who keep up with a certain strand of Music/fashion culture. To me, being a hipster is just an ever-evolving, self-directed look. A fashion choice, not a cause.

The few times I have been called a Hipster has been based solely on appearance and not based on the causes I may or may not stand up for. So that leaves me to think, is being called a Hipster just a jealousy cry from Normal Nancy or is there any validity in it at all as a descriptor. After all one man's hipster is another man's art student is another man's hard-core kid.

Your point is still valid that MY generation is for the most part, an apathetic pile of indulgence. But it is for sure not just those wearing skinny dark denim propagating that message. To me the problem belongs to the generation, not the subculture.

Thrift store shopping and mustache waxing isn't a worthy cause???

LATFH is better than lolcats and ROFLRazzi combined, for the sheer joy of knowing that those people are "real".

I think what your referring to is the new young crowd who scoff at image when they r in fact very much into image alone. Because I know u and ur very much a hipster in the sense of original hipsters like kerouac and in the sense that your an artist and dress to express yourself and your thoughts.

So THAT's what the PBR obsession is all about. I went to a dive, drank it 'cause it was two dollars and I was thinking "my god, it's more vile than miller lite, why is everybody drinking this"?

To be ironic apparently.

Speaking of hipsters, I'll be at the local Critical Mass, the mecca of hipsterdom.

I happen to drink PBR all the time, and I used to think I drank it cause it tasted alright and was cheap. But maybe that was just the hipster in me attempting to trick my mind into thinking I'm not hipster.

I can't seem to find what it is the age group stands for (and Im probably considered part of it). But did anyone think gen x had a cause to stand behind?

Methinks it's all a backlash against what can best be surmised by that great line penned by Huey Lewis - "It's hip to be square" but of course what the fuck do I know being the greatest underachiever unrealized potential bon vivant ne'er do well legendary slacker of all time!

To paraphrase Dylan, to live outside the hip you gots to care
Or Johnny at 2:52:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT_xrsjKN_Y

I mean whatya got daddy-o?

I just read an article about PBR before I went on vacation, so this is well-timed. From Wikipedia:

"In 1999, the Pabst Brewing Company began transferring its production to Miller Brewing Company on a contractual basis. In 2001, it closed its last brewery in Allentown, Pennsylvania. The announced InBev purchase of Anheuser-Busch in July 2008 prompted Pabst to claim to be the largest American-owned brewer. In fact, it is a "virtual brewer," a marketing company whose 85 brands are brewed by either Miller Brewing Company or Lion."

That's definitely ironic, but I'm not sure if the hipster sense of irony goes that deep. I'm guessing they don't know. If they do, there's an actual chance that they have a sense of humor about themselves.

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